Janeiro 3, 2008...6:19 pm

Casas de Banho

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(ehehe hoje estou em rampage ^^)

Não, e repito, sobre circunstãncias algumas (exceptuando braguilhas desapertadas) deverás te dirigir a um parceiro teu numa casa de banho. Conversas, LÁ FORA!

Isto, para os homens claro.

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  • Rule No. 1 – Thou shalt not make any sound within The Bathroom.
    Rule No. 2 – Thou shalt not make eye contact with anyone inside The Bathroom.
    Rule No. 3 – When choosing an urinal, thou shalt follow the following sub-rules

    Sub-rule 3.1 – Always choose the urinal the furthest away from the entrance.
    Sub-rule 3.2 – Always use the urinal the furthest away from an occupied one, this rule overrules sub-rule 3.1
    Sub-rule 3.3 – If two urinals are occupied use the one at the exact same distance from both.
    Sub-rule 3.4 – Never, but never use a urinal that is located next to another in use. This is the most important sub-rule.

    Rule No. 4 – After washing your hands, look once at The Mirror.
    Rule No. 5 – Do not use The Mirror to comb your hair, tuck in your shirt, simply refrain from using The Mirror.
    Rule No. 6 – Do not express your emotions inside The Bathroom, no smiling, no crying, no laughing.
    Rule No. 7 – Do not use The Bathroom when The Cleaning Lady is inside.
    Rule No. 8 – Do not use your mobile within The Bathroom.
    Rule No. 9 – Everybody is equal within The Bathroom, there are no social classes.
    Rule No. 10 – The Toilets are a free space, inside The Booth you are free to do what you wish.

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